Review: Michael Gerard Bauer – The Pain, My Mother, Sir Tiffy, Cyber Boy & Me

The Pain, My Mother, Sir Tiffy, Cyber Boy & Me
Michael Gerard Bauer

Maggie has three realistic goals for the year. Unfortunately, her past seems to be halting any sort of progression – she’s going to need to step outside what she thinks, and think about other people too.

28931578This novel takes both its name and its conversational writing style In the ‘tradition’ of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. Now, if you’ll remember my review, I didn’t particularly like that novel, I preferred The Haters. Instead of sex and penis jokes, this novel is filled with puns. If you love puns, you might love the way the novel is written. For me, I could have done with less humour and more substance.

Although the different chapters purport to reveal and hide things in equal measure to how Maggie’s life goes positive to negative, I found the progression of the novel slow and the storyline typical. There are better novels out there that will give teenage readers more to bite into.

I have faith from other reviews that this author’s other offerings are better – maybe I will pick up The Running Man in my spare time if it crosses my path. I’m not going to seek it out though, enough teenage fiction for me.

No outlasting love for me here. Maggie is a self-absorbed brat that although her character develops throughout the novel, for me she never became more likeable. For that, I’m going to give it 3 stars. The main reason I read it was so that I could leave it for my niece to read and I didn’t have to bring it home with me! BCID – 35214075986.

3star

 

Review: Jessica Warman – the last good day of the year

the last good day of the year
Jessica Warman

Turtle is taken on New Years Eve, and her sister Sam watches a man take her and is able to describe him accurately for the police to pick him up, and charge him with murder. Years later, she moves back and other things begin to fall into place.

20613800If this novel had been billed as an expose of what it looks like when a family is ripped apart by a disappearance, then maybe I could have gotten into it. Even then, it was too caught up in what Sam felt for anything else to really come through. I never want to be in that position.

The twists and turns that could have added up so that the reader could get their own idea of the story? Yeah, I didn’t see why they were relevant until the end, and then I wasn’t interested. I was just grateful it was over. The front cover is lovely and creepy and subtle, but the storytelling and plot simply didn’t live up to it.

There was nothing redeeming about the end of this novel. I struggled to keep reading, and the thriller it should have been was broken for me by the constant jumping around in time. I simply wasn’t invested enough in Sam’s story. It’s a novel, it’s perfectly ok to give me a concrete ending to make sure everything is good. Or bad. Whatever.

Whether you’re looking for a low-key thriller, such as The Leaving or babydoll, or prefer something a bit more gritty like Irene or PainKiller, this novel doesn’t need to come near the top of your list. 2 stars from me.

2star

Bloomsbury | July 2016 | $12.99 | Paperback

Review: Terry Ledgard – Bad Medicine

Bad Medicine
Terry Ledgard

Terry Ledgard joined the Australian Army because he thought it would be pretty awesome, and chicks liked guys in a uniform. While being a chick magnet seemed to be the major thing on his mind, his career as an acting medic during the war in Afghanistan is fascinating reading.

9780143797272As long as you can get past the extreme amounts of explicit swearing in the prologue and first chapter, you’ll be golden for reading this novel. If that sort of thing bothers you, I advise skipping straight ahead. I put the book down and tried to take a nap instead of keeping reading at that point. Anyway, I persevered and it got better from there.

Ledgard has come through war and PTSD and emerged the other side an excellent writer. There were sections where I thought it was a little unclear or stilted, but overall the writing was great. It felt like you were within those war scenes. Something I found interesting was that he never (or at least I don’t remember) talked about ‘the War on Terror’. It was simply us against them.

I’m going to give this four stars, by pretending I didn’t read the beginning of the novel. It’s not the usual style of things I would read, but it was really enjoyable, if rather confronting.

4star

Penguin Random House | July 2016 | $35.00 | Paperback

Review: Julie Halpern – Maternity Leave

Maternity Leave
Julie Halpern

This is the story of Annie’s life – from the moment right before she gives birth to her son, Sam, to the point where she returns to work. From feeling horribly out of shape to getting back into having sex, Annie isn’t anything like she used to be.

23848171This is the novel of when parenting isn’t smooth sailing. Or perhaps, just parenting in general. It takes a look at how men and women somehow change in the months following their child’s birth, and yet hopefully stay the same.

I’m not sure why this has ‘a novel’ on the front cover. I’m not sure what else it would be? It’s in a sort of diary format, which worked for me. There wasn’t too much leftover stuff that wasn’t relevant. I also enjoyed the emails – you got more hints at how being a mother is not a one-size-fits-all.

It’s totally worth giving this novel to someone expecting a child. I’m not sure it’ll be any good for people who already have children – they have already suffered through this, or have baby brain enough that they can’t concentrate.

If you take nothing else away from this novel, it’s that it’s important to take advantage of the perks that are available to you as a mother. If people say they want to help, try to let them! And feeling absolutely like crap is normal. At any stage. Parenting is hard.

Chomp. Gone in a very short sitting. I’m giving this beauty 4 stars. I don’t read pregnancy or parenting books in general (the closest thing I last read was Aussie Midwives or Nanny Confidential), but this one was a ringer.

4star

Review: Tara Bond – Beautiful Liar

Beautiful Liar
Tara Bond

Nina has been supporting her family for forever. After her mother finally checks into rehab, Nina needs a well paying job to get her life to continue. A pricy club fulfills that need, but she’s likely to run into a few bad-boy heartthrobs that could cause her life to go offtrack.

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This is another drunk mother scenario. This time though, it’s a very expensive rehab that is going to be saving the mother. I keep searching through my archives of reviews in the hope I can find the novel where the daughter just helps the mother on her own, but I don’t remember what it was called… I’m not at all calling Nina out to do that rather extreme method though.

Nina is a cute little character with some spunk, but with an inability to keep her own head straight. Don’t be confused here, she’s not a complete loser. Romance, my love, romance. It’ll kill all the young people if they keep going like this.

In fact, the front cover of this novel has RED lips, not pink ones as you see on the left. If you read the text, you’ll work that out as well – they should be red or maybe even black.

This is something I normally wouldn’t mention. But, since they are having sex, I wanted to know about them using protection. If you’re going to have sex with a man who has had a multitude of other drunk partners,you better use a condom or be on the pill. Nina doesn’t mention either of these things, and for a while I thought that she might end up pregnant too.

I wanted to not enjoy this novel. I couldn’t believe that yet another bad boy romance could get me in and reading. But I did finish it off. There was just no suspense as far as I was concerned, and that killed some of it for me. I’m giving it 3 stars. I’d recommend This Raging Light, for younger readers looking for an almost identical sort of storyline.

3star

Review: Stieg Larsson – The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Stieg Larsson

After needing to take a visible step-down from his journalistic career, Mikael finds himself in the back of nowhere writing a family history and searching for a long gone relative. This progression takes most of the book, until a cat is finally beheaded.

2732977I couldn’t work out what the main part of this novel was. Finding someone? Yes, ok. Saving a magazine? Yes, ok. Exposing some sort of crime? Yes, ok. Character development? Nope. Boring stuff about jobs that I didn’t care about? Oh, yes. None of the action happened in the first half. I wanted to love it, I really did.

Lisbeth was the saving grace for me, and the only reason I kept reading. The novel seems to be anout Mikael, but I would have been much more interested in Lisbeth’s badassness. Apparently this takes some more front and centre in the second novel.

What’s with the early temperature overkill? I was hoping he’d half freeze to death or something, with the amount of interest that was laid on those values, but nothing exciting happened. Also the timing of things. It’s not that important.

Almost 60k reviews on this one. People love it, hate it or feel ambivalent about it. It’s not like Harry Potter where practically everyone seems to love it.I wanted to play along with Mikael and find out who the killer/abductor/etc was. But with much of the evidence in the form of photos, I found it difficult to follow his leaps and bounds.

One of the problems I consistently have with novels with characters with tattoos, is that someone forgets to tell the cover artist how big they are! On my copy, the tattoo goes almost all the way down her back. On the version I’ve put here, the tattoo is tiny – just the way it is in the book. It’s not even that important!

It kept me reading – but it was so slow. Having invested so much time into this one, I’m not that keen to keep going. The payback wasn’t enough!I’m not immediately rushing out to buy the second book in the series, so I have a feeling this might be three stars from me. I’ve read much more graphic crime novels that have an even deeper layer of suspense and horror. Incest is the least of some of these crimes.

3star

Review: Judy Bruce – Voices in the Wind

Voices in the Wind
Judy Bruce

Megan has returned home for a funeral, and ends up facing more than she bargained for. She’s just finished the Bar exams that mean she’s a full-fledged lawyer. She comes to a practice that is being embezzled and a stage set for death.

25041953This book was such a disappointment. All the exciting things promised in the blurb turned out to be completely predictable. The grand secret? Meh. I wasn’t that convinced that her dad had done anything wrong. It’s hard to cope with children, of any kind!

The progression was soooo slow. Thing one happened. Then there was a bit of uninspiring soul searching. Then thing 2. Oh wait, she needs to run out into the middle of the woods. And then… Oh no, we’ve been distracted by childhood memories. Oh yes, back to the main storyline. Oh wait, we diverged again.

This was a classic example of telling vs showing storytelling. The fight scenes which could have been exciting were like the boring blow by blows (literally) of a boxer’s match. There was no feeling of character, and honestly I couldn’t tell the difference between the different people – I didn’t even remember their names. Megan… And ah, dad? Uncle Bill? No idea on the rest of them, even the ‘blonde hunk’.

I barely finished this novel. Honestly, I can’t see who it might appeal to. It just didn’t take my fancy. The author very nicely asked me to review it, and kindly sent me the first two novels in the series, but I won’t be even attempting the second one in the hopes it gets better.

1star

Review: Don C Reed – Stem Cell Battles

Stem Cell Battles : Proposition 71 and Beyond: How Ordinary People Can Fight Back Against the Crushing Burden of Chronic Disease
Don C Reed

Stem Cell legislation in the USA has been here and there for many years. This novel is now slightly out of date, but it still provides an accurate picture of how legislation for and against stem cells has developed. In fact, I might take that back. It could still be current – legislation can take a long time to change, even if the science tries to keep moving forward.

27187830This book was actually enjoyable. I was hesitant. As I say though, Reed is from the people angle. After his son’s accident, he’s one of the people who have pushed forward from the ground up to make a difference in politics to change ordinary people’s lives. As a geneticist, this gets into all sorts of ethical ideas and messes, some of which are discussed here.

I recently taught a class on stem cells (three of them actually, all the same but with different students). This was a book I wanted to bring in and get them all to read. In Australia, the stem cell laws are just as annoying as far as I can see. There is so much potential in them (but also many hazards).

I received this novel a very long time ago now, and it was a Galley Proof, not for sale. I’m really not sure why I put off reading it for so long. I think I was sick of science, and didn’t want to read more about it in my free time! This is less about the science, and more about the people though.

Non-fiction, I’m not rating it. But if you have an interest in science, please go and get yourself a copy. It’s pleasurable reading, even for people who hate laws.

Review: Sheila O’Flanagan – The Crystal Run

The Crystal Run
Sheila O’Flanagan

While running from bullies, Joe finds himself thrown into a new world where he is likely to actually be killed. Joe’s hearing isn’t so good normally, and his ability to understand the new language is even worse. What he does work out is that the Carcassians are mislead from top to toe, but there isn’t much he can do about it.

29078428I’m not sure what I was expecting from this novel. I wanted something fantasy because I was sick of teenage drama. No fear here – a scrap of ‘isn’t she pretty’, but otherwise fantasy running wild. Very satisfying and light to read.

What I liked about this novel was that the main character was flawed in a way that younger readers are going to be able empathise with. There is nothing like a protagonist that could be a regular person, and really isn’t anything special. It makes people feel like they will be travelling with them.

It has been a while since I read a true teenage or early tween novel and I had forgotten that they are usually plot driven. That being said, I didn’t put this novel down. I was intrigued by the things that were going wrong, and honestly, pretty mad at the Carcassians. Sticking your head in the sand isn’t going to solve anything!

I’m going to compare this to The Dragon of the Month Club, and suggest that the latter has more to offer in terms of character development. However, it no doubt could be difficult to source in Australia.

I’m going to err on the side of niceness here and give it 4 stars, even though I tossed up giving it 3. I don’t want to short change a nice new offering that thinks about power solutions in a way that tweens are going to understand. The environment matters!

Review: Victoria Aveyard – Red Queen

Red Queen
Victoria Aveyard

Mare is a lowly Red servant, right up until the point that she meets a prince. Then she finds herself thrown into the world of the Silvers with her in the middle of a battle that seems to have been going for a long time, despite Mare only just waking up to the fact that she is going to have to be more proactive about making the Silver’s pay for the Red’s miserable lives.

22328546Whiplash! The ending took me completely by surprise. Phew! My head may have literally flipped backwards. I couldn’t believe it. I just had to keep reading, but in fact, it was in a course of a couple of pages that the whole thing ended up on its head.

He he, Mare is weaker than her makeup. Other reviewers found that odd or poorly written, I actually got a little giggle out of it. Her being obsessed with her weakness? Well, she’s a girl isn’t she? I actually found where she wasn’t sure about how to kill people or care about them quite endearing. It’s perfectly ok to have characters who change their minds about major things like MURDER.

It hardly seems worth it to review this novel, GoodReads has over 20k reviews. However, I’m going to anyway, just for my own records. I picked this novel up for free from #YAmatters, a Victorian State Library event last year that talked about 2016’s novels to come.

I was going to give this 4 stars, but man this is a polarising novel! People seem to love or hate it, depending on what other novels they have read. Reading their reviews has highlighted to me a couple of other novels I might enjoy. As it is, I haven’t read those, so I thought this novel was good.

4star